First Boat Breathalysed !!

The Water Police saw a Racing Sailboat weaving all over the fairway and motored alongside. An Officer boarded the yacht and found a crew of 7 lads and a nice-looking woman at the wheel. There was a strong smell of alchohol on her breath.

He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew into the gadget and he took it back to the Police Boat.

After a couple of minutes, he returned to her yacht and said, 'It looks like you've had several stiff ones recently.' Horrified she gasped 'You mean it shows that, too?'

Ha Ha

Dave S

Good one.

Good one.

That was as funny as woodworm in a cripples crutch!

I think I first heard that in 1968 when the breath test first came out. Except that that it was Barbara Castle speeding on the M1.

I thats true Rabbie but the story then was that she was going to BANCOCK for christmas because she had banned everything else! Eeeeeeeeh Alf.

P.S Aster still geet dem boxing gloves Rabbie!

nm.

Couldn't have been Barbara Castle, she couldn't drive.

Probably not. She was only the Minister of Transport!.

Probably not. She was only the Minister of Transport!.

Thats why she Bancock for Christmas. Your damm slow you lot!