Hurrah

[jimi]

A fish was caught
poor thing
life was torn
from its being
should we rejoice
with the boys
or mourn
its passing?

[Twister_Ken]

Just pass the lemon.

[jimi]

thought you might say ta ta to the poor sole?

[jhr]

If I lure a fish, will it
Reward me by nuzzling
The bait on my hook
And - this is more puzzling -
When the time comes to cook,
Should I fill it or fillet?

- E. Jarvis Chub

[Twister_Ken]

I'm a dab hand at cooking fish, but just flounder about trying to catch them.

[Phoenix of Hamble]

You're fishing in the wrong plaice...

[moodyNick]

more likely fiddling with his cod piece.

[jimi]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm a dab hand at cooking fish, but just flounder about trying to catch them.
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane. To their horror they discovered it was full off pipers on their way to bagpiping festival.

They called ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one bagpiper every hour.



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BTW your "off" should be an "of"

[Twister_Ken]

Picky.

[jhr]

[ QUOTE ]
Picky

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Here you go.

http://kensmith.bagpiper.com/images/photo.jpg

[Twister_Ken]

Give them their independence I say. We've got enough to worry about with these charlies.

http://www.propartganda.com/bumgropes/andy/dancers.jpg

[claymore]

The Wesht coasht of does soon like an off - tis spoken wi a softness to which you are a stranger.

[Twister_Ken]

Why's that piper got a cable leading up her skirt? Don't they have battery-powered ones yet in Anne Summer's Scottish outlets?

[jimi]

I think a partic vile curry and 20 pints of Tennents has that effect .. perhaps IBS produced the kilt? Necessity being the mother of invention and all that?