The Painters Arms, Cowes.

Still the best place in Cowes for a punch-up with the locals. No food, no kids and no carpet. Try it - live dangerously...

[BarryH]

The best way to start a punch up is tell a local this joke " How can you spot a virgin on the island, she can run faster than her brother" Never fails, just make sure you can run bloody fast!!

OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!