Pirate Names For The Weekend

[Sixpence]

Don't blame me for this one /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Right, Louise is really getting into 'excited kid' mode and on the way back from collecting weaponry from the ship's armoury, she decided that for this weekend, maybe we should adopt some pirate names ?. Thought about it and maybe it would also be a bit of fun for the smaller kid's too /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
If other pirate's agree of course ?
She has, for some reason decided that she is to be known as Cut Throat Lou and I am to be Dastardly Dave /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Suggested so far, we have
Jim - Jovial Jim
Lynn - Lucious Lynn
Neil - Knuckleduster Neil
Deb's - Dangerous Deb's
Roger - Jolly Roger
Dougie - Devilish Doug

I don't have a full list of those attending let alone the little pirate's but just thought it might add a bit more fun for the kid's, so if you're up for it, let's see some names
What does yer fink, me hearties ? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sixpence]

By PM, Knuckleduster is now the adopted name for Neil, who is far too busy doing the serious stuff, like arranging decent weather /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[JasB]

This might help:- Click for a name (http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php)

I am "Pirate Edgar The Periwinkle" (???)

[Sixpence]

Thanks Jas, that should help those searching for a name.

[Alchemist V274]

Flipper has just become 'Seal Breath'. Well after a few bottles of grog I can quite understand.

Alternatively as Peter I could be 'Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Pablo' which again after a few bottles.... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[CPD]

/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I tried a few combinations and it came up with my favourite

"Pirate Butch The Dagger"

[Alchemist V274]

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Alternatively as Peter I could be 'Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Pablo'

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Thinking about this should EastCoastBernie be 'Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Boat-Keys-Are Bernie'? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[eastcoastbernie]

I think Cap'n Losttheplot would seem most appropriate for me. After a few rums, this shortens to Cap'n Lossiplot.

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[eastcoastbernie]

Pirate Butch the Dagger -

Shall we be callin' you 'Butch' then, or just 'Dag'?

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[Phoenix of Hamble]

Shouldn't that be

Cap'n hang-a-right?

[Oliveoyl]

And I became
'Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Prunella'
Senior-moment-pirate

[Alchemist V274]

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And I became
'Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Prunella'

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Perhaps we are related!

[Alchemist V274]

Why does Bernie come up as a Capt'n and not me? NOT FAIR.......Not playing anymore....... stomps off to sulk /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Well you did say it was for the children! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ooh got one now - Cap'n Enrico Hatchetback!! I like that, I bet he would go to windward in a F5! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MoodySabre]

Cap'n Diego Firebeard here /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jomo]

Blind Isaac Drake /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

This should suit after a couple grogs.... 'I'se blind draanc....hic'

[bastonjock]

honestly guys it gave me

FAT ASS BRADFORD DAGGER /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ill settle for Mad Matt the meany /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CPD]

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honestly guys it gave me

FAT ASS BRADFORD DAGGER /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ill settle for Mad Matt the meany /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You might, but I'm sure we won't /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[davidfox]

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Thanks Jas, that should help those searching for a name.

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When i entered my name, it came up with 'Syphilitic pablo napier'!

[Sixpence]

I wouldn't worry, mine came back as Fineglin' Wally Teach
and as for Louise, try Hobblin' Seamus Scarr /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
But I can see why Jim is keeping quiet, his came back as Thiefin' Bud Bellamy /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[michael_w]

Eel Skin Nigel. Doesn't sound very roughty toughty.

[Sixpence]

Ever tried wrestling with an eel ? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Phoenix of Hamble]

well.....

i'm Cap'n Wallace Jailbait

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[Sixpence]

Jailbait /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif at your age /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif you should be so lucky /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[eastcoastbernie]

I thought you were Cap'n Cannonballs!

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[FullCircle]

I'd be Redbeard Rum, ah ahaaarh!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sir Walter: Oh yes? And who will be your captain? Hmph! To my mind,
there is only one seafarer with few enough marbles
to attempt the journey to Walton On The Naze?.

Edmund: Ah yes, and who is that?

Sir Walter: Why, Rum, of course. Captain Redbeard Rum.

Edmund: Well done. Just testing. And where would I find him on a
Tuesday?

Sir Walter: Well, if I remember his habits, he's usually up the Old
Sea Dog.

Edmund: Ah yes, and where is the Old Sea Dog?

Sir Walter: Well, on Tuesdays he's normally in bed with the Captain.

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[cut to a table in a dark room. Rum is sitting with his back against
a wall]

Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.

Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and
your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]

Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord!
I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor
in a storm.

Blackadder: Well, you're right there.

Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er
felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed
with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make
fine stockings for his best cabin boy.

Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right
again.

Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?

Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]

Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and
examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been
used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of
courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.

Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that
mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship
to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going
to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're
clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]

Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a
slip of a girl.

Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.

Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie,
I'll come, I'll come [holds out his hand]

Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake]
I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return
as fast as my legs will carry me.

Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll
wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off
by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your
very eyes.

Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours.

Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing
his lack of legs]

Blackadder: Oh my God!

Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will
come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the
first mate's name?

Blackadder: Percy.

Rum: A nautical cove?

[Sixpence]

Redbeard, before anyone else says it, you have altogether far too much spare time /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif and Oi be totally lorst now /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Brilliant effort /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Alchemist V274]

Jim

Thanks for that. I needed cheering up after receiving some very sad news in my post.

[MoodySabre]

/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gifand he offered me a berth /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

and I was going to wear pink shorts /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

ooh you are a one /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Auntie Helen]

Hmmm, 'Rough-sailin' Faith'. What has that got to do with Helen?

James came up as 'Jumpin' Carl Dawkins', no relation of Richard, I assume.

[D3B]

Capn Jude Deadbones

Dem bones dem bones them knee bones /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Phoenix of Hamble]

I should also add that:

SWMBO is - Cap'n Bailey Birdbrain
Miss Morgana is - Cap'n Darby Knockboots
Master Morgana is - Pirate Isaac the Badly Burnt

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[Sixpence]

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SWMBO is - Cap'n Bailey Birdbrain
Miss Morgana is - Cap'n Darby Knockboots
Master Morgana is - Pirate Isaac the Badly Burnt

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Oh great, I'm going to be popular with them for this, don't forget to tell them it was Louise' idea /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif