25-03-01, 20:54
Please don't read this if you are easily offended in the slightest way, Which probably means that you will anyway just to have a moan!
A recently widowed chap called Jim lived next door to a still attractive widow called Mary. Jim had always liked Mary. He also owned a small outboard powered dinghy which he liked to take out on his local river.
One sunny Sunday Jim asked Mary if she would like to come out onto the river that afternoon, she replied that she would be delighted.
All went well until they came to a fork in the river. "Up or down?" enquired Jim. At this Mary turned round and gave Jim an odd look. She then stripped off all her clothes, jumped on top of Jim and proceeded to shag his brains out!
When the had finished, Jim started the engine and they carried on. Soon after they came to another fork in the river. "Up or down?" Jim asked. Mary then turned around, stripped off and gave Jim what can only be described as a 'right good seeing too' !! The boat trip ended shortly after.
The following Sunday Jim again asked Mary about a trip on the river. She agreed. At the first fork Jim said "Up or down?" Mary turned, gave Jim a sharp look and answered "Up" tersely. Jim was a little disappointed but carried on. At the next fork he again said. "Up or down?" This time Mary just said "Down" without even turning.
So now Jim had to ask. "Hold on, last week when I said 'up or down' you stripped off and gave me the shag of my life. What's different this week?" "That's easy". Mary replied. "Last week my hearing aid battery was flat. I thought that you said '**** or Drown'".
Dave S
A recently widowed chap called Jim lived next door to a still attractive widow called Mary. Jim had always liked Mary. He also owned a small outboard powered dinghy which he liked to take out on his local river.
One sunny Sunday Jim asked Mary if she would like to come out onto the river that afternoon, she replied that she would be delighted.
All went well until they came to a fork in the river. "Up or down?" enquired Jim. At this Mary turned round and gave Jim an odd look. She then stripped off all her clothes, jumped on top of Jim and proceeded to shag his brains out!
When the had finished, Jim started the engine and they carried on. Soon after they came to another fork in the river. "Up or down?" Jim asked. Mary then turned around, stripped off and gave Jim what can only be described as a 'right good seeing too' !! The boat trip ended shortly after.
The following Sunday Jim again asked Mary about a trip on the river. She agreed. At the first fork Jim said "Up or down?" Mary turned, gave Jim a sharp look and answered "Up" tersely. Jim was a little disappointed but carried on. At the next fork he again said. "Up or down?" This time Mary just said "Down" without even turning.
So now Jim had to ask. "Hold on, last week when I said 'up or down' you stripped off and gave me the shag of my life. What's different this week?" "That's easy". Mary replied. "Last week my hearing aid battery was flat. I thought that you said '**** or Drown'".
Dave S