02-04-01, 21:43
The Water Police saw a Racing Sailboat weaving all over the fairway and motored alongside. An Officer boarded the yacht and found a crew of 7 lads and a nice-looking woman at the wheel. There was a strong smell of alchohol on her breath.
He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'
She blew into the gadget and he took it back to the Police Boat. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her yacht and said, 'It looks like you've had several stiff ones.'
Horified she gasped 'You mean it shows that, too?'
Ha Ha
Dave S
He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'
She blew into the gadget and he took it back to the Police Boat. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her yacht and said, 'It looks like you've had several stiff ones.'
Horified she gasped 'You mean it shows that, too?'
Ha Ha
Dave S