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Steve Clayton
08-06-06, 13:50
Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection.

David Beckham responded, "If that fat tosser is having a new car, then so am I!"

08-06-06, 14:11
Mick Hucknall got arrested for trying to have sex with a rabbit. When questioned by the police he said that he was holding back the ears but the bunny was too tight to mention

08-06-06, 14:31
He's small!
He's Scots!
He f***s about in Yachts!