Is this a Male only Terrace?

[STOCK_INGTOPS]

If it is, can I be allowed in too? I promise not to shout or sing too loudly!

When SWMBO talks football it's limited to comments on the shorts, state of the lawn (I think she means pitch) and haircuts. I think if you stick to that you'll be more than welcome.

Please don't hit me/burn my dinner...

[2Tizwoz]

What about Micheal Owen's knees? http://www.jjb.co.uk/england/img/kit_page/owen_large.jpg
The whole family warned SWMBO not to get excited by them but he plays for Newcastle now as /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif well!

[2Tizwoz]

Englannin jalkapallomaajoukkueen ja Newcastle Unitedin hyökkääjä Michael Owen joutuu korjauttamaan leikkauksella oikean jalkapöytänsä, joka murtui lauantaina valioliigaottelussa Tottenhamia vastaan. http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/urheilu/futis/englannin_liiga/20052006/359423.jpgToipuminen pitää Owenin sivussa ainakin maaliskuulle saakka. Newcastlen manageri Graeme Souness kertoi sunnuntaina, että Owenin jalka leikataan pian.

[tazzle]

Oh, sorry. I thought it said horses.

[steve_l]

No niin, puhutko suomea...? Hienoa! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif)

[STOCK_INGTOPS]

Does that mean I can't talk about their legs then.....?? let alone the "offside" rule that men don't realise that women do know all about......and I always thought they called the "lawn" a ...park....!!!..as for burnt dinners and a thump...I will leave that to your SWMBO....I know what I'd would do to you and believe me..the burnt dinner would be by far the better option as you would have great difficulty being able to walk to the kitchen!! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[2Tizwoz]

A thump! /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gifNo SWMBOs allowed lest they read that! Thumping us poor men could be catching. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif