LakeSailor
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Reged: 15/02/2005
Posts: 27440
Loc: ation : Lake District
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Fallop.
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No man who has ever spent a day by the river would choose to waste his time with politics.
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SlinkySpring
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Reged: 20/06/2003
Posts: 412
Loc: merseyside
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What does a man with two left feet wear on the beach?
Flip Flips
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Jimmysbuildingaboat
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Reged: 13/11/2005
Posts: 712
Loc: Landlocked in the Midlands
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'Have you seen my flip flops?'
'Yes dear, everyone's seen your flip flops now put your top back on!' 
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2009 Sailing year planner now available
Pull up a chair and catch up with your
Marina Mates
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Cornishman
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Reged: 29/07/2002
Posts: 5057
Loc: Cornwall
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Hybrid Cars
What do you get of you hybridise a small VW with a small Vauxhall?
A golf corsa
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Cornishmen do it drekly
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MarkJohnson12345
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Reged: 23/12/2004
Posts: 862
Loc: Wales UK
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Why did the owl howl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker!!
Why could'nt the viper viper nose
Cause the adder adder hankerchief!!
(Both courtesy of the Volvo Owners handbook ~~ (Chapter about what to do to amuse the children in a traffic jam)
Yes really!!
Mj
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Mark Johnson
www.markjohnsonafloat.org.uk
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