I've just parted company with a little over £100 for this 2nd hand plastic-fantastic kayak and paddled it all of 100 yards from the ex-owner's boat too mine (yes, I have a wet arse). Like so many of the other have-to-have toys some of us less sensible types have on board, I have to wonder if that will be the last time I use it, despite my good intentions of doing a little daily exercise?
Casting a quick eyeball about, I am a little dismayed at the quantity of beer-tokens that I've invested in things other than beer. Have I triggered any guilt complexes in you?