Ok heres one to while away today with. We are getting married soon and although we both have previous careers, we have pretty much spent the last few years cruising about and exploring... well bars mostly. We are due off again for a few years post hurricane season. Thing is, I need to give my profession on the marriage certificate. Now whilst our old 'day jobs' were quite ....interesting, we thought it might be a bit more fun to relate the profession to the way we live our lives now - the trouble is, what do you call yourself? Ok, what do you call yourself that you can actually put on a marriage certificate! Sure you can think of a few suggestions!