Ahh yes - the help desks favorite phrase - reboot please.

Fonts gone funny - reboot please
Lost network connection - reboot please
Internet running slow - reboot please (what the whole thing?)
Can't decide what to buy from Pret A Mangler for lunch - reboot please
Short Person was up to 04:00 throwing up on me - reboot please

I'm trying to train my helpdesk to repsond with "your waveform has collapsed, re-initialise the pattern buffers" - but they won't buy it.

Barry D.