Calling Dave (The dirty lurker) and Mrs Lurker. Get your arses down there on Monday.

LJS. We need lobsters, crabs and scallops. You can come as well, if you must!!........

.. Bog Buster has not been banned yet, even though he did piss on the seats.......

My mate from Batley is coming for his yearly boating extraviganza. He's a superbe engineer. But is absolute crap with a piece of rope.
All others welcome.

No one can force me to come here. I'm a volunteer!!.

Haydn