| UncleAlbert |
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| 28/04/2008 01:47 |
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The Locky Keeper
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I am a locky keeper
I work upon the Thames
Don’t ask me what my hours are
just say they never end
However I don’t mind at all
I`m happy in my job
For me there is no better way
To live and make a bob
I`ve done it now for thirty years
me and my faithful spouse
Tending to my locky gates
In my locky house
But now the `bean counters` come
He wants to chuck me out
An it`s no use me complaining
Cos I aint got no clout
The river it keeps rolling on
And though it`ll never stop
It is a fact, the bottoms now
much closer to the top
The EA they don’t want to know
When I voice my fears
It has no understanding
And it`s got no ears.
I can’t withdraw my labour
There’s things that must be done
But I remember yesteryear
When working here was fun
So I must grin and bear it
and it seems such a shame
That now I`m just a number …..
where once I was a name
……
| Cuchilo |
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| 28/04/2008 07:33 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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I love it !
| theguvnor |
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| 28/04/2008 08:34 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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I bet the EA don`t print that in their newsletter !
| byron |
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| 28/04/2008 10:14 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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We don't hear often enough from you Sam but when we do it is priceless
You'd better be at Ashmount for the Forum Rally in May otherwise I will vandalise your boat
| Brayman |
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| 28/04/2008 10:33 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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Excellent, as usual.
| No_Regrets |
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| 28/04/2008 12:22 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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Nice one!
A career change may be profitable
| jaws |
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| 28/04/2008 12:32 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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Quote:
I bet the EA don`t print that in their newsletter !
..but I think I will in ours if UncleAlbert doesn't mind
| Brayman |
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| 28/04/2008 13:54 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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Quote:Quote:
I bet the EA don`t print that in their newsletter !
..but I think I will in ours if UncleAlbert doesn't mind
That's one way of making sure Eileen McKeever gets to see it.
| B175Chris |
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| 28/04/2008 17:31 |
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Re: The Locky Keeper
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Excellent!!!