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I am a locky keeper I work upon the Thames Don’t ask me what my hours are just say they never end However I don’t mind at all I`m happy in my job For me there is no better way To live and make a bob I`ve done it now for thirty years me and my faithful spouse Tending to my locky gates In my locky house But now the `bean counters` come He wants to chuck me out An it`s no use me complaining Cos I aint got no clout The river it keeps rolling on And though it`ll never stop It is a fact, the bottoms now much closer to the top The EA they don’t want to know When I voice my fears It has no understanding And it`s got no ears. I can’t withdraw my labour There’s things that must be done But I remember yesteryear When working here was fun So I must grin and bear it and it seems such a shame That now I`m just a number ….. where once I was a name …… |
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I love it !
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I bet the EA don`t print that in their newsletter ! |
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We don't hear often enough from you Sam but when we do it is priceless ![]() You'd better be at Ashmount for the Forum Rally in May otherwise I will vandalise your boat
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Excellent, as usual. |
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Nice one! A career change may be profitable
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Quote: ..but I think I will in ours if UncleAlbert doesn't mind |
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Quote:Quote: That's one way of making sure Eileen McKeever gets to see it. |
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Excellent!!! |