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|  Print Topic Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 LakeSailor regular Reged: 15/02/2005 Posts: 26236 Loc: ation : Lake District Vaguely Boaty Joke       #1919646 - 06/07/2008 16:04 Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Fallop. -------------------- When arguing with an idiot, make sure he's not doing the same.. Post Extras:       SlinkySpring regular Reged: 20/06/2003 Posts: 332 Loc: merseyside Re: Vaguely Boaty Joke [Re: LakeSailor]       #1919669 - 06/07/2008 16:41 Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   What does a man with two left feet wear on the beach? Flip Flips Post Extras:       JimmyNoBoat regular Reged: 13/11/2005 Posts: 607 Loc: Landlocked in the Midlands Re: Vaguely Boaty Joke [Re: SlinkySpring]       #1919680 - 06/07/2008 16:58 Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   'Have you seen my flip flops?' 'Yes dear, everyone's seen your flip flops now put your top back on!' -------------------- Tell us your story www.sailtales.co.uk Download your free copy of Marina mates August 2008 now available! Post Extras:       Cornishman regular Reged: 29/07/2002 Posts: 4420 Loc: Cornwall Re: Vaguely Boaty Joke [Re: JimmyNoBoat]       #1919726 - 06/07/2008 17:31 Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Hybrid Cars What do you get of you hybridise a small VW with a small Vauxhall? A golf corsa -------------------- Cornishmen do it drekly Post Extras:       MarkJohnson12345 regular Reged: 23/12/2004 Posts: 686 Loc: Wales UK Re: Vaguely Boaty Joke [Re: LakeSailor]       #1919795 - 06/07/2008 18:14 Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Why did the owl howl? Because the woodpecker woodpecker!! Why could'nt the viper viper nose Cause the adder adder hankerchief!! (Both courtesy of the Volvo Owners handbook ~~ (Chapter about what to do to amuse the children in a traffic jam) Yes really!! Mj -------------------- Mark Johnson www.markjohnsonafloat.org.uk Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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