DFN means dolce fa niente. Founding members now looking for new members to help in the carrying out of their duties as boatbums extrordinaires & decadent activities.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
No.1 Enjoy life! BUY A BOAT (or find someone with one)
No.2 Political INcorrectness is the order of the day.
No.3 If the bank annoys you burn them down & sail away!
No.4 IF it is stressful forget about it!
No.5 Don't worry if someone has a bigger one ram it & shout Geronimo!
No.6 When in doubt turn the engine on.
No.7 No eating on board when there is a resto in sight.
No.8 Thou shalt not go to sea without female crew.
No.9 Friends ashore should be contacted at least once a month to be reminded of your well-being.
No.10 ENJOY LIFE! IT IS TOO SHORT TO WASTE
P.S. I work 9 to 5 in an office.
P.P.S. Only joking.