Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2001

    Default Tuesday office humour

    A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary
    surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
    and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook
    head sadly and said,"I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away."

    The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you
    haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma

    The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the
    room, returning a few moments later with a beautiful black Labrador. As
    bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put

    his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from

    top to bottom.
    He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet
    fussed the dog and took it out but returned a few moments later
    with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the
    The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The
    vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry; but like I said, your
    parrot is most definitely 100% certifiably ... dead." He then turned to
    his computer
    terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the

    The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "150!" she cried.
    "150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!"

    The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would only
    been 20, but what with the Lab report and the cat scan ..."


  2. #2
    syd's Avatar
    syd is offline Registered User
    Location : Boat's in Chatham, I'm in Essex
    Join Date
    Jun 2001

    Default Re: Tuesday office humour

    should have given it some Parrotseatamol

    I can resist anything, except temptation.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2001

    Default Re: Tuesday office humour

    Is your office in some kind of time warp?:-)


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts