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    Default You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    There I was on my way to the yacht club, ambling gracefully along the road with my zimmer in overdrive when... S*d me, a van pulls up and I'm bundled in the back, whisked away and sold as a sex toy by the white slave traders. I was lucky coz the police bought me, but whilst en route to the WPC dorm I was abducted by an alien spaceship, who, after gang probing me, took me to a far away planet full of beautiful women to be used as a SUPREME baby maker. My missus found out and dragged me home and grounded me coz my room was untidy, I was tidying said room when some bloody Kimatolla hit squad burst in and slung me on this mysterious Island somewhere off the coast of Essex where I met KevB who said he's been stuck here since mid August then asked me to marry him but I refused so we're living in sin. Barry D should be joining us soon because they're on their way round to his house. PHEW!!

    Have any of you lot had a day like that?


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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    See everyone, not bad guesses of mine were they?

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    No one can be that good at guessing... I'm begining to think Boatone's observations are near to the truth. :-)

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    Are you really Syd or are you an imposter set up by Byron to make us think Syd is ok.....?
    I'm still out looking.......<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.arweb.co.uk/webcam.html>Boatone's WebCam</A>

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    If you're out looking then who typed that message and who is that on your webcam!!!!!

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    .....stop being picky.......

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    You're not B1 - He's out looking for Sid.... C'mon who are you and what are you doing in our mates house !

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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    Well I gottta say Syd that's a remarkable story, but I'm sorry I'm not falling for it.

    See I know the truth.

    That Barry D lives in a bungalow, not a house.

    So I deduce that Syd's still being kept hostage on another planet and this message is just sent to lull us all into a false sense of security that all's well

    Now I reckon we need a posse.to rescue him. Who's up to help? No Pauline get back, I said POSSE.

    Would normally be only too pleased to co-ordinate the rescue, but me and B1 got other plans for the weekend.

    Reckon as a starter we need Gludy and his jet boat, jfm can do the design work, Claymore can supply the dylithium crystals, ('cos he can do the sweatie accent) and MTB can weld it all together. Who else is gonna do what?

    Oh and is Missing Syd, the same bloke as Hissing Sid? Remember him? What happened to him eh? Bet you've never see the two of 'em in the same room have you? So they must be the same bloke.


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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    Not you too! Yes last Thursday.


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    Default Re: You\'ll never guess what happened to me..

    I am who I say I am...

    oooops; Thats already bin dun. Its me, honestssssssssssssssss.

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