ah but see you just don't understand. See, he teaches all about photoshop and suchlike at night school.
So the class homework is to eff about with piccies of you nearly falling off things, you frying old spuds and pretending that it's food, woried piccies of me driving (in fact due to wincing at high volume 70's rock music or praps paying for the diesel).
There might even be piccies of the fab saturday night out in Viareggio when we hit the town and picked up a couple of um bottles of milk and then returned to spend a salacious evening adjusting the fenders, and copping off with a couple a slim black pieces (of rope) which i spose rather explains why not one of us got a call from worried swmbo to check up on us ahem.
Anyway, the students have to load loadem on a website and think up some captions. So it mite be until next week when the piccies return, with witty captions involving clever-clever use of the words "leopard" and "lard" getting high marks.
anyway if u have a look at italian job or boatones recent postings he has a whole load of ammo to shoot us down in flames at a moments notice with two on the boater gallery