Why do modern helm displays show most information twice?
Why do we persist in having our own separate vocabulary?
Why do boat bits have two or three names for the same bit?
Why is any cleaning product that has a picture of a boat on it 3 times the price of one with a car on and 5 times the price of one with a house on it?
Why if every helm has a seat are the controls never at foot level?
Why haven't fuel tanks holding £000's of fuel lockable?
Why don't people who all love boats talk to WAFI's/frothblowers?
Why are all of us frightened to work out how much these bl##dy things work out per hour we are on them?
Why is the forecast so rubbish for the longest weekend of the year?