It's not many things that cause me to burst out laughing - but here's one:
The headline reads: LED light bulb to last more than 20 years
, there being 3 on offer, each retailing at about £30 a pop ...
Then - almost lost in the small print, it reads:
"All three bulbs are meant to last more than 20 years, if used about three hours per day."
Why not say they'll last for 100 years, if used for around half-an-hour a day ?
In fact, I've got some light bulbs that will last forever, if I never use 'em at all.