Specialist SKills

[zefender]

It would be most foolhardy, and extremely dangerous for the flotilla to set off on this passage without a market researcher. We need feedback forms, volunteers to hand our more questionnaires outside Mme La Plumes, an equipment survey and a poll of the population of Cbourg to establish whether we will be welcome back. I am your man and humbly put myself forward as Researcher-Of-The-Fleet.

Happy to multi-task and cook the breakfast as well. I wash bottles too.

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[moodyNick]

Would you like the deck brush stuck up somewhere, so you can scrub the decks at the same time?

<hr width=100% size=1>I'm H A P P Y, I'm H A P P Y...I know I am, I'm sure ...etc. (New engine works wonders!)

[mirabriani]

OK I know you're all too polite to ask so I'll make it a little easier

So we go on a "nanny goat" across the "housemaids knee"
Expect to grab a couple of "Britney Spears"
And maybe a bit of "Lilley and Skinner"
If we get too "elephant's trunk"
we go back for a "feather and flip"

All clear now cock?

Briani

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[graham]

A friend I sail with is a diesel mechanic.This was allways a great comfort to me until the one time our Yanmar stopped 2 minutes with his head in the engine compartment and he retired to a bunk with a bucket.

This then left a plumber to turn the crank handle while the retired sheetmetal worker bled the fuel pump.

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