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  1. #1
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    Default Inland Waterways poet.

    It would appear the freshwater universe of CaRT is getting its own poet , who , according to R4, will be travelling the length and breath of the UK canal and inland waterways network..

    The lady concerned will be starting out in the deprived lawless pinko wasteland of Regents Canal and working her way up to the godless Columbidae and Mustela putorius furo fancying land of bingo and UKIP beyond the M25.

    Anybody got any poems ?
    The was young lady from Reading
    Who.....

  2. #2
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    There was a young chap from the Medway
    Who took a Thames trip up the fairway
    On striking some rocks, he smashed up his props and therefore lost most of his headway.


  3. #3
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    There once was a squatter from Harrow
    Who found a boat long and quite narrow
    On the Regents he sat
    With a spliff and his cat
    On his roof were ten logs and a barrow.

  4. #4
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    A boat owner furiously said
    I have no more room in the head
    The pump out is broken
    It won't take my token
    So I'll bucket and chuck it instead

  5. #5
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    There was a young lady from Reading,
    Who travelled by boat to her Wedding
    She stopped at a lock
    To adjust her white frock
    Then totally forgot where she was heading.
    Last edited by Viking23; 12-01-18 at 15:54. Reason: Typo

  6. #6
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    There was a CaRT person from beeb
    Seemed like man and women to me
    'No gender' she cried
    License tax was applied
    And we all had an increase in fee.
    Last edited by Mirror Painter; 13-01-18 at 21:21.
    Proud to sport an 'utterly crap' avatar!

  7. #7
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    At the risk of another sanction from the moderator for misunderstanding:

    The sea was like glass,
    There was no wind in our sail,
    So we pulled the bosun's trousers off
    And drank his Sailor's ale.
    When I was in the Navy ...

  8. #8
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    Default Re: Inland Waterways poet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Murv View Post
    There was a young chap from the Medway
    Who took a Thames trip up the fairway
    On striking some rocks, he smashed up his props and therefore lost most of his headway.

    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about....

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