Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in,fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
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Thread: Another xmas smile......
13-12-01, 13:23 #1
Another xmas smile......Old Father Thames Carers needed-Join the www.tmba.org.uk/
13-12-01, 13:27 #2
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<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by BarryD on Thu Dec 13 14:50:49 2001 (server time).</FONT></P>Or then again...
13-12-01, 14:00 #3
Re: Wot you going to tell em this one is?
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North Pole, Canada
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "something nasty" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird ****.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumbass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.
firstname.lastname@example.orgOld Father Thames Carers needed-Join the www.tmba.org.uk/
13-12-01, 14:19 #4
Re: Another xmas smile......
Didn't he have a claus in his contract?
Wanted to be intelligent but retired before I managed it!