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  1. #11
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    How do you circumcise a whale ? Send down 4 skin-divers ....

    OK - so I am a bit OTT .... but what the heck ... why not - give the frenchies something to laugh about ....

    Someone said Euros .... good point !! Must extract from my local out here !! or maybe at airport ....

  2. #12
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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    Post office - no commission, and they will buy back any not used again with no commission.
    "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."
    Robert A Heinlein

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    But you still have to order them and why would you want to sell them back?
    'The will of the people' = The will of a few fanatics who have duped the unsuspecting.

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    [ QUOTE ]
    any not used

    [/ QUOTE ]
    "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."
    Robert A Heinlein

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    don't think you will be allowed to go that far from the marina/yacht club tome - not without minders anyhow!

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

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    , and they will buy back any not used (euros)

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    Put one or two aside for shower tokens then exchange the rest for beer or wine in Cherbourg.Saves all the hassle of changing them back into real money again [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

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    f) Instructions to use the Loo

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    For the benefit of non french speakers Ive had the instructions from the public bogs next to Cherbourg marina translated.

    1"Lower trousers"

    2"Reverse in "

    3"firmly grip handles"

    4"Take aim "

    5"Fire"

    6"Check nothing untoward in trousers.

    Best to walk a bit further to the more civilised marina facilities. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    We've appointed a shore captain this time to keep an eye on self and IanGrant, plus the rest of the Emsworth Bad Boys. Provided he can keep them out of Le Skiff we should eat this year!

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

    We should also appoint a 'too-drunk-to-walk-so-getting-a-piggy-back' captain as well.... that should solve your crew management problems Tom....

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    Default Re: Is there anything I forgot ??

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    Put one or two aside for shower tokens

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    Personally prefer to shower onboard, then you dont have to wade through 1/2" of crap on the floor while trying to keep feet clean and dry.
    "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."
    Robert A Heinlein

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