Limericks about Posters

**BrendanS** · 03-11-05, 07:31

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**Colin_S** · 03-11-05, 07:58

Jimi once was his name
His posts were often inane
Some would larf
Most said 'fark arf'
But he comes back again and again.

**dylan** · 03-11-05, 09:37

There was a chap called Moderata,
Who's supposed to put posts where they oughta.
To the Lounge these must go,
Because we all know,
That these posts aint in the place
That they oughta !

**tugboat** · 03-11-05, 20:11

There once was a boxer from Wales,
Who hated to go out in gales,
His shorts, they were ripped,
His skiddies then slipped,
Ooh look, a slug and 2 snails.

**tugboat** · 03-11-05, 20:17

There was a fellow called Julie,
Who once went out in a hoolie,
He fell off his boat,
But he stayed afloat,
Till they rescued him with a Schermuly.

**tcm** · 03-11-05, 20:18

that'll do, very nice ta...

**tugboat** · 03-11-05, 20:31

I hear there's a poster called Pauline,
Who's apparently a bit of a daw(r)ling,
She does like her shoes,
And the occasional booze,
Though her credit card does take a mauling.