Here it is

[powerskipper]

There is an island,

in the northern hemisphere,

that is a boaters delight,

one side has winds all year round


the other has no wind and flat seas.


there are many inlet to explore,


but who lives there I wonder????

[BrendanS]

The three Cowes of course. Haydn's already told you that [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[mogy]

My last experience on the stage was in the school play,not too good ;but would be available for background noises off if required.....

[BrendanS]

You need no experience for this one at all. just a vivid imagination and a sense of humour

[hlb]

Robinson Cruise O had been marrooned on the Island for weeks, waiting for the new parts for his Volsplutter engines. In his boredom, he'de even ventured inland and made quite good friends with the Cowes, there being no one else there of any interest.

But Robinson Cruise O was bored and after pulling the two Volsplutter engenes, to bits three times, was looking for a bit of recreation.....

[l'escargot]

Off he went to The Kings Folly, but being a Saturday night, all of the benches were full of subjects (and wenches) performing the ritual dance off of the floor. So onwards he went, passing the Harbour of Islands and the incredible rusting hulk, up past the Medina of Quays, the worshippers of Brothers Brake, until he found himself in the faraway kingdom of that place that becomes mud twice daily......I am far from the sea he said, what shall I do????

[hlb]

Robinson Cruise 0 slumped into the uzzing mud, quite knackered after his long walk. He had not been terabley impressed with the beer he bought in the Folly, it must have been one of last weeks real ale special offers. Maybe Ramsbottom special delight, but he could not remember really. Robinson Cruise 0 drifted into a restless dreamy sleep, enveloped in the uzzing mud, quite warm really as it was mid summer. The tide was beginning to turn and Julie a buxom wench from the other side was trying to control the new batch of forum trainees. First she'd tried YM then Day skipper, all to no avail. So she'd taken them skinny dipping at Brothers break, on the grounds that they would not have far to fall and if they could not swim, they could always walk away....

[catmandoo]

Watch it Chaps .

You might get more than you bargained for .

I havent see a Prince Charming yet with hairy legs and wears a kilt

let alone one thats a Grandad.

However I have a nice Baritone voice and did play Arac in Princess IDA at school wearing a long black beard and a suit of armour



"This tight fitting cuirasse
is but a useless mass
it weighs a lot
its very hot ,
this tight fitting cuirasse is but a useless maaaas
a man is but an ass
to fight in a cuirassse
so aw aw aw aw aw aw aw off goes that cuirasse etc etc et c"


So lets have you

[Rowana]

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[mogy]

hib Just a tentative suggestion maybe not good at this moment in the plot to get into naked mud wrestling,something more for kiddies as its still early.....