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    Default Re: Here it is

    very soon, robinson cruso realised that it was near christmas so how about a nice panto. Obviously "robinson crusoe - the story" wd be a bit hopelss as a panto cos sod all happens for several years, and then he goes home, so not much chance of a big cast or any laughs at at all. He walked into town to find several theatres, all which were showing pantomimes and slunk in the back way to find himself at the back of the stage...

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    Default Re: Here it is

    "He's at the back" screamed the assemble formites












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    I changed it cos it was too long....to drink and in letters :-)
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    Default Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    sure enough, robinson crusoe had walked into the annual ybw christmas panto. It was all a bit of a mess, as depsol was trying to fix up some of the wooden bits of props and jezsbanks was trying to be helpful towing things around whilst the panto was going. Nonetheless the show was proceeding very well, especially since tcm had very ably made a quite whizzy Talking Mirror with a special copper frame of course.

    "Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of us all?" said Powerskipper. Suddenly the temporary scrtiptwriter realised this meant that powerskipper had er gotten the wrong part cos it's the wicked queen who says that first off innit? Damn. Not to worry...

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    Oh no he isn't!
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    Default Re: Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    ...as years behind the helm solo had given Powerskip a split personality, so both evil and fair can be played with aplomb (as testified by so many students!)

    'The fairest girly on all the forums, of Raggie and of Mobo' Replied the mirror, cleverly crafted by tcm, 'is probaly Pauline B - but for now I'll say it HLB, cause otherwise he'll get the hump.....'

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    Default Re: Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    and of course it was true. Oh yes it was. When seen from a distance (like, a few miles) hlb is at least as good looking as julie or anyone else. But powerskiper as accidentally old nasty queen decided she would go and duff up hlb, or poison him with a spinning wheel except that wd've been a different story, er oh yes, so it would have to be poisoning him with an apple. So, first of all she put the apple down his toilet, flsuhed it and the apple came back up no problem.

    At that moment jimi came on stage and threw lots of fish at the audience for no reason whasoever, and the copper mirror peeled itself off the wall.

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    Default Re: Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    To add to the confusion, and in a vein attempt to distract the already distracted audience from what could so easily become another toilet saga, GC1 burst onto the stage with a tale of daring do, sea monsters, adventure and woe. No one was knew if it were true, but everyone felt they recognised him and had seen him somewhere befor (though it has to be said not in tights as he was now!)

    Robinson Cruise O meanwhile....

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    Default What about...

    Since you've already taken my name in vain for this effort [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img], I hope you don't mind if I chime in.

    Seems to me that "HMS Pinafore" provides a lot of potential for this year's effort. If you're a bit rusty on the plot and the lyrics, they're here: http://www.leoslyrics.com/albums/7273/
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    Default Re: Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    meanwhile, robinson crusoe had discovered a large trolley backstage stacked high in custard pies. Feeling very hungry, he ate all the custard pies (actually, he "scoffed" the custard pies - you don't eat them) which ensured that there wouldn't be any custard pie fights this year which was probly a good job since some of the custard pie fights of the previous years got out of hand.

    However, he did take the opportunity to throw the very last three pies at chrisE, jezbanks and jhr and since there were nomore pies there wasn't anything they could do about it, har har.

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    Default Re: Snow white and seven dwarves + Robinson Crusoe as well

    Camera pans to widswept cliff,on large vido screen for the audience,there are a motly group of boaty toadies muttering .as the camera gets closert we can eavesdrop on there conversation," wot ave trinity aouse done for us then:

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