Here it is

**Moonfish** · 06-12-05, 18:34

Where would that be then [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

**Andrew_Fanner** · 06-12-05, 18:39

Suddenly several members of the audience stood up, harrumphed and demanded that the performance be pulled as it was becoming offensive, to them personally no less. Another member of the audience began to harangue those near him on how the bunting across the stage was fundamentally incorrect. Further members then began to apportion blame when two of the cast inadvertently walked into each other on stage.

**Colin_S** · 06-12-05, 18:44

Meanwhile Snow White had popped down to the Chemists but it was a wasted journey as her photos were still not back. She walked out the door singing to herself 'someday my prints will come'.................

**powerskipper** · 06-12-05, 18:54

mean while poweskip was plotting even more devious ways to get HLB, the heater plot being foiled by the lack of heat, so now to try to poison the beer, but he would not accept a beer from powerskip directly, due to her reputation for being mean in a Scottish way, he would guess foul play was afloat. So does she get to deliver the poison.

**Sammo** · 06-12-05, 19:08

Back at the stage door Robinson C gingerly tapped tcm on the shoulder, who’s in charge here, he asked, Turning round Matt looked him up and down, “welcome old man with long beard and brown knees “ he said, “best go And see Brendan he’ll find you a part, you can easily recognize him as he always carries a steering wheel around with him, it’s all that’s left of his boat after the last time he went out in a force 10.
Hi Brendan, says Crusoe,“can I come in” I dunno say’s Brendan not even bothering to turn round, “we have enough Welsh, Scotts, English, Irish, Europeans, Colonials and Ex-pats, so what are you? Well I suppose you could say I am a castaway, Hmm says Brendan thoughtfully, “ I don’t think we have any of them, you’re in. just go and see uncle Keith and fill in your bio, you are now Robbo C
OK say`s Keith, remember while you’re here, NO,
Biting, Kicking, Scratching, Porn or Slagging off 500k boats,
Everything else is allowed.

Meanwhile hlb had sneaked up behind the wicked queen and quick as a flash stuffed an Avon liferaft up her habit, (4 man) and pulled the cord,
Ha ! shouted Haydn as he beat a hasty retreat, thought you’d poison me eh??
Julie, swelled to 4 times her usual size, spat the instruction book out of her mouth, don’t you worry sunshine, she yelled, I`ll get you next time.
Oh no you won’t - said Haydn
Oh yes I will - says Julie, as she slowly rolled over onto the side marked access.

Oh no you won’t - say’s the audience

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**powerskipper** · 06-12-05, 20:34

Oh yes I will says powerskip...............

ps welcome back [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**hlb** · 06-12-05, 21:11

Oh no you bloody well wont. Said Mucky Farter who had been having a winter siesta on her berth. Mucky had already been awakend once from her slumbers when the dastardly Power Skipper sneaked aboard and slipped some nasty powder stuff down her eberspatcher in a totally nieve way and little realising that M Farter was well versed in methods not found in the RYA silibus. However on that occasion MF had soon rectiffide the problem by massively shorting out her electic circuits, producing loads of black smoke, bad smells and blue flames. So nothing fresh there, she quietly went back to sleep. Realising of course that she would have to be bright and breezy for the forth comming New Years Eve Cruise. Mucky dreamed about, how she could deal with the threats from the wicked old witch and had already come up with some fenderish ideas!

**david** · 06-12-05, 21:38

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I know where there is a MUCH more amusing one!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Well slap my thigh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Shame it's a repeat, just a different channel with a amature cast.

**hlb** · 06-12-05, 22:01

Back up in darkest lancashire the crew were also developing the latest in high tec methods of mass destruction.

**tcm** · 06-12-05, 23:06

as usual, hlb was toiling away, thinking as all lancashure type do that black pudding can solve everything.

But shortly before the interval, powerskiper went to the unusual step of launching a pantomime cruise missile on lancashire, which wiped most of it out. A pantomime crusie missile is the same as any cruise missile, but sounds more fun.

Hlb was quite pleased cos it meant that insteaed of having liverpool and the very boring lancashire coast, they has lots of intertsing islands to investigate.

After this, hlb resigned his commision as Snow White at which he was rubbish anyway and it was generallly agreed that Powerskipper could take over as Snow White forthwith, a bit like the tory party having various people who all swap about every now and again.

However, this meant they needed a new wicked ugly queen, who had to be very wicked and ugly. Now, hlb was obvioulsy a contender but who wd be chosen as ugly wicked queen?