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  1. #11
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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    ooh now we have gone all sorta 'walk along the edge of a fur lined cheese grator' surreal!

    Anyways, back to the plot, I was just getting into it!
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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    so to distract the audience ,
    the 8 dwarfs decided to do a can can dance,

    this caused the audience to start laughing and shouting higher,higher as they did the can can kick,

    the reindeer sneaked in the sorted farther Xmas out, bit they could not find a red sling for his are so they used a pink one,

    Now there dwarfs were not practised dancers, so snow white tyred to sing, well that caused the management to close the curtain, No1 moose killl the lights with ships woofy blessing before there was a mass rush to exit the building.
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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    Later, in another part of the forest The 'orrible little furriner is bound hand and foot and tied to a mooring buoy in a lonely creek. Alongside, seated on the deck of a glamorous yacht, the Billamira V, the beautiful lady sips a fine Burgundy, strokes the handsome and evil looking white cat on her lap and toys with the level that opens the tank of Pirhanas that is also attached to the buoy.

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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    All of a sudden there came out of the gloom

    A dark figure astride a two hulled broom

    It is , they cried , the great Neucromancer

    Who goes by the name of Catmandoo the Romancer

    (He then executes 3 barrel rolls , 2 French hens and knocks the partridge out of the pear tree before adressing the crowd )

    Avast Me Hearties ,cries he , I am not a Santo

    But I have come just now to liven up this panto

    You lack a Prince Charming which is very alarming

    But never fear

    Catmandoo is here

    with a wave of his hand

    he transfixes the band

    and then with a swirl

    and an elegant twirl

    of his broom he fell

    into the old villlage well

    And disappeard from sight

    nothing then happened until it was night

    When there emerged from the bog

    an enormous great frog

    It hopped up to Snowhite

    who stood in sheer fright

    and croaked "Kiss Me Darling " lets do it tonight


    (Episode 2 continues next week ) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet ,
    To think how mony counsels sweet,
    How mony lengthened sage advices,
    The husband frae the wife despises.

  5. #15
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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    The pair enter, mimicking one another's steps as the late afternoon twilight drifts lazily across the loam. Calloused paws beat a steady rythm, cracked and sore as many miles of fearful journey had driven their movements. One silver one the autumn mirage of fire as the draw reign on the outskirts of Civana Pack. Eyes the color of moonlight filtering over snow flicker to meet visionaries the color terra cotta. His larger frame steps forward to shadow her own, should some unseen danger come flickering upon the wind. One fiery muzzle is lifted to the wind, scenting out the nearby presences of others. One moonlit muzzle is lowered to the earth to scent the dominant scent markings of the alpha upon the terrain. A smirk twists her features into a look a lazy appeal as she settles back to await the appearance of this marked leader. His attentions return to her, confusion mingling in his expression before the lupine version of a shrug plays his muscle actions. Crania is swiftly lifted, sienna muzzle forming a neat formation as a howl is released, signalling their peaceful presence

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    Default Re: panto act 2 - sceneII

    children, please go keep Marian company

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    That is rich coming from you Brendan!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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    Default Re: LOL

    Just warn them off, or I'll round up a few to come and piss all over the other forum, and it will all end in tears again

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    Default Re: LOL

    Tis the season to be jolly, good will and peace to all men, i think not from the tone of your post.

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    Default Re: LOL

    Not yet it isn't. You are either one of them stirring it up, or you have no idea what's going on.

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