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  1. #1
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    Default Thursday Funny - Brazil v England

    It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.

    What's up he asks.

    Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered.

    Ronaldinho looks at them and says, Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself so you lads go down the pub.

    So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

    After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads Brazil 1 England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes). He is beating England all by himself!

    Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, It must be full time now, let's see how he got on. They put the teletext on.

    Result from the Stadium ~Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes).

    They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

    He refuses to look at them. I've let you down, I've let you down.

    Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!

    No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes!!!
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    Default Re: Thursday Funny - Brazil v England

    That's cack, and you know it is.

    MIGHT have been funnier as I originally heard it - where Scotland managed the draw.

    Please excuse the mildly aggressive tone in my post, but, as this is the footy forum'

    "YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FIRKIN 'ED KICKED IN".

    Ooh, that does feel better.

    Anyways up - Rooney's fit, Cisse's bust his leg. They may as well start engraving the three-syllable word "In-ger-land" on that there world cup. It's as good as won.

    Dave.

    (Slopes off to practice being 9 inches taller and robotics dancing......)
    Europa? Ja bitte!
    EU? Nein, danke.
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    Default Re: Thursday Funny - Brazil v England

    Well I thought it was a good laugh! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] err if you wanted to start a fight [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

    Tom

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    Default Re: Thursday Funny - Brazil v England

    I'll give you one compliment.........it took arshole to post that! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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