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    Default Friday Funny...Bright Beckham!

    Sven walks into the hotel dining room for breakfast and notices Beckham, who is sitting in the far corner picking and looking at the cornflakes he has scattered all over the table! Sven looking concerned walks over and ask's "David what are you doing?" Beckham replies " I was gettin a bit bored waitin for the lads Sven, so I'm doin this jigsaw puzzle of a chicken!"

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    Default Re: Friday Funny...Bright Beckham!

    David Beckham is being interviewed by a BBC correspondent;

    Beckham:"I like 'em because you can git sweet ones or minty ones, plus all the girls shake 'em at me"




    BBC"..ahem I said 'Tactics'..."!!!

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    Default Re: Friday Funny...Bright Beckham!

    When interviewed and ask by the reporter about Posh's skinny figure, David was then quizzed if it was possible that posh could possibly be anorexic?

    With that Becks smiled and replied "Naw.......Victoria she don't wear Anoraks!"

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    Default Re: Friday Funny...Bright Beckham!

    Wayne Rooney said he was going to get a cortisone injection....

    David Beckham said "If he's getting a new car then I want one too."

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