England v Brazil


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It is just before England v Brazil at the next World Cup game.

Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're always sh*t and we just can't be
bothered".

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself,
you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England all by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the TV on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen reads

Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes).

He is beating England all by himself.

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the
TV on again.

Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Beckham 89 minutes).

They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.

They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in
his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down boys, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft; you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"