So we got beat by Portugal on penalties which means footie wise we are, give or take a bit, on a par with them. However they went on to get beat by France and then in the runners up game by Germany making us worse than those 2. France are going to get comprehensively stuffed by Italy tonight and Italy have already beaten Germany who we know are better than England on account of beating Portugal who beat us making Italy better than us also. Likewise Germany could only manage a draw with the Argies so proving the Argies to be our betters too which only really leaves the Ukrainians who lost to Italy 3:0 probably making them equally [--word removed--] with us!

Should we just gracefully decline Euro 2008?