Uncle Albert, known as Sam? The one whose lock I tried to ram In my new boat, without the knack He shouted 'Pull your throttle back... For with no lock, I'll get the sack!
But even with his Boating nouse, The [--word removed--] want to sell his house! 'Pack your things and get your coat' (Perhaps he'll have to live afloat down by the Weir in Narrow boat)
But when the brown stuff hits the fan We'll all be saved by our good man The water levels, high or low he'll be there to tend the flow and keep an eye on where we go
Remember him for he knows best, despite the EA's latest quest the desk bound chumps are raising cash amidst a national housing crash don't you think thats slightly rash?
-------------------- The scourge of Windsor, and notorious founder member of the 'Upper Thames Birchwood Massive' now outlawed by the EA and River pressure groups, currently planning a nice comfy retirement in the aft cabin of a Broom.
Now can anybody recommend any non-marking slippers?
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