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I love going down to the Mersey and watching the Mersey Trout frolicking in the clear waters.

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I am not a northerner, so forgive me for asking whether this Mersey Trout of which you speak is a euphemism for something unspeakable, or yet another member of the piscine species sticking its tongue out and waggling its fins at you, whilst chanting "Ner ner ner, can't catch me"?

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