Dont worry Tom....we know where we heard it first!
Not sure I care for Kwaka's patronising "four days should be enough for raggies to get back and forth" malarchy either.....I reckon I can knock that off from the Port of the Mad Dog in three and a half days - no problem! Even allowing time to sink a pint or two of warm beer out of plastic cups, and run round to the lifeboat station to make a contribution to this family friend
This looks like it has the makings of a cunning and fiendish plan