Two solutions. Don't drink tea. Makes a mess as you have noticed. Spirits are much cleaner. Stay indoors and use the fag whatsit. Invest in a Zippo so the Fags can be kept going. Sorry more solutions than origionally proffered. Don't push loads of buttons. It just cofuses. Stay in the Chain Locker till all becomes clear.
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Plus Don,t do serious, lifes too short.