Kwaka you need to rename yourself "The Mad Poet". You have too much time on your hands mate. lol.
Thats a tad cruel Major skitting a poor defenceless Megaph.......I mean Dog.
Cuchillo, love the "Floating Pub" description. I'll get back to you after we have used it a few times see if you fancy starting some sort of Landlord Society for the Afloat. We don't mind a drink or three ourselves