Quote: I am so relieved that we are not classed as an NB (I thought we were tarred with the same brush) and I suppose the use of the Princess makes it OK to be a forumite!! I don't suppose you've seen the Broom yet?
Broom? What Broom? I know nothing of a Broom. This is sacrilege I must be advised of all purchases. Has Sheila bought one? What is happening, the world needs to know.