Just what you've all been waiting for. The Met office can't get it right, so here goes. The ThymeSeeker Forecast. From 5th July a high pressure system will settle across Northern Europe. The blocking pattern will maintain for a minimum of three and a maximum of eight weeks. Winds will be non existent and day breezes at a maximum of F2. Seas wil be oil slicky and all mobos are directed to take time off to take advantage of this exceptional weather pattern. Do you lot think I'm stir crazy and losing the plot? SWMBO does!